Crisis In America: A New (Purple) M&M Character Represents "Acceptance And Inclusivity"

Time for the far-right media to lose their fucking minds . . .

The far-right media is outraged — again — at M&Ms.

Back in January, the Self-Appointed Guardians of Western Civilization were outraged at the news that M&Ms had gone “woke”. Green M&M would no longer wear high heels and she would also stop fueding with Brown M&M.

Sean Hannity @seanhannity

M&M’s GO WOKE: The woke mob is coming for your candy! The Green M&M character will lose her iconic high heels and end her feud with Brown M&M to promote a more “progressive world.” @LawrenceBJones3 and @jimmyfailla will react TONIGHT on “Hannity.”

Tucker Carlson was very upset because his days of fantasizing about fucking Green M&M were over.

M&Ms will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal. When you are totally turned off, we’ve achieved equity. They’ve won.

Acyn @Acyn

Lol

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@Acyn m&mghazi

Acyn @Acyn

Lol https://t.co/zQldw7DVEG

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It’s a slippery slope from woke M&M’s to Same-Skittle marriage.

NOW: Some clown at OAN is furious because Mars Wrigley introduced a new character — Purple M&M — last week. Jessica Adelman, vice president for corporate affairs and head of global communications, said Purple M&M represents “acceptance and inclusivity. We want her to be known for her earnest self-expression, keen self-awareness, authenticity and competence.”

That’s a big message for a little piece of chocolate . . . but it’s already working:

Halloween Horror NightsⓂ️ @NightsUniversal

@TODAYshow My daughter saw this and whispered “finally a peanut M&M that looks like me.” We both sobbed. Representation matters.

Kudos to OAN for jumping on the Outrage Train ahead of everyone at Fox, but don’t they know M&Ms have been “woke” nearly the entire fucking year?!?

Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 @RonFilipkowski

On OAN, they are outraged M&Ms has “gone woke” with new purple M&Ms that signify “inclusiveness and acceptance.”

I’d say I’m awaiting Tucker’s reaction, but I think his candy crush was just a phase. His main stroke material is actually Putin and Orbán speeches.