Crisis In America: Fentanyl-Flavored Mentos, Cakes Made With Raw Meat, Velma Is A Lesbian
Also: Is Cracker Barrel "woke"? Biden said "Fuck".
I like candy corn, but I love candy corn fortified with fentanyl.

Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel argued on Fox News that parents should be afraid of their children stumbling across candy-colored fentanyl in their Halloween baskets.


"Look at @FoxNews! All ya gotta do is look at an episode of @FoxNews." –Unfortunately correct Trump lady


The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars

2/ Beware, parents — @foxandfriends is warning that rainbow 'Fentanyl Is Being Hidden Inside Candy Boxes' right before Halloween
Except those aren't candy boxes. Because the fentanyl was found in Lego boxes. Not candy boxes. 🤦♀️
fox5ny.com/news/dea-fenta…





Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert

Fox & Friends First: Bakers now making cakes from raw meat 🥩
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Fox News is upset that Scooby-Doo — a show centered around a talking dog who solves crimes — would do something as outlandish as have a character who is gay.

“This is kind of really offensive on the level that we’re disrupting these beloved characters.. I’m waiting for them to tell us that Scooby and Shaggy shared more than a Scooby Snack”

@MarkHodder3 @therecount If they didn’t care, this wouldn’t have been a segment on the show & they wouldn’t have gone to all the trouble of creating special artwork & chyron — its obviously a big deal to them
