GOP, 2022: "We'll Make Your Kids' Heroin Safe Again"

90+% Of Fentanyl Seizures Occur At Legal Border Crossings & Involve US Citizens

Acyn @Acyn

McCarthy: We will secure our border so your kids won’t have to fear wondering that they’re buying fentanyl and are going to OD

A few replies:

BREAKING: Republicans vow to safeguard nation’s heroin supply.

“We’ll make your kids’ heroin safe again” is a hell of a campaign slogan.

Guaranteeing the purity of the illicit drug trade. Who knew that was a GOP priority?

I’m just glad McCarthy cares about my kids’ heroin habits.

“When our kids buy heroin they need to be assured that it is pure.”

“We don’t have any actual plans to do that but my orders are to talk about anything but abortions or January 6 or classified documents so here we are.”

I’m not sure what point McCarthy is trying to make here. If I had to guess, he’s advocating for US-made fentanyl.

“Your kids will only have to worry about being shot in their classrooms.”
- Kevin McCarthy (paraphrased)

Good. I want my kids’ coke to be pure.

“Mom, I’m worried I’m buying fentanyl.”
”That’s why I’m voting Republican, honey.”

Wait, what? I’ll have you know that MY kids can tell the difference between heroin and fentanyl. I raised ‘em right.

Also, I notice McCarthy is as orange as Trump.

BTW:

Acyn @Acyn

“Fentanyl being seized is more proof that the border is not actually open.. The vast majority of the seizures happen at the legal ports of entry.. and the vast majority of the time it is being brought in by US citizens or legal residents”

Madam Vice President @LynnoVen

More Republican BS re fentanyl. From the conservative @CatoInstitute : “Over 90% of fentanyl border seizures occur at legal border crossings..91% of drug seizures at checkpoints are from U.S. citizens—only 4% by ‘potentially removable’ immigrants.” cato.org/blog/fentanyl-…).