It's Halloween . . .
When big-time drug dealers decide to give their expensive product away for *free* to hook little kids who have no discretionary cash to become regular customers.
"The following area hospitals will X-ray Halloween candy. Drugs, plastic or substances other than metal cannot be detected." (1986)
Republicans are weirdly okay with your kids buying drugs as long as they’re not tricked into getting fentanyl.
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Taking the next logical step in the rainbow fentanyl panic, Fox News is now literally telling viewers not to let their kids go trick-or-treating this year.
@PessimistsArc Meh. Back in my day Halloween candy was almost entirely rocks and metal, and we liked it that way.
Authorities are again warning parents to take precautions this Halloween after finding thousands of fentanyl pills in candy wrappers at LAX.
The LAPD is promoting the lie that people are spending thousands of dollars to put fentanyl in Halloween candy. Beyond absurd and outrageous
Herschel Walker: “Halloween is right around the corner, and now the people of China and Mexico are dressing fentanyl up to look like candy.”
Halloween is coming which is also the deadliest night of the year for American children under 18...because of drivers. Not because of fictional news stories about drugs in candy.
Talk to your kids about the dangers of illicit fentanyl. If they are trick-or-treating this Halloween, inspect their candy. If they are going to a party, remind them that just one pill laced with fentanyl can kill.
As Halloween approaches, more parents are concerned this year with increased fentanyl trafficking under Biden’s watch.
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims fentanyl is being put into Skittles and SweeTARTS Halloween candy.
Greene: “These are the issues that matter. …When you get back home with your kids, go through their candy.”
Florida AG warns of fentanyl in candy packaging: 'This could be the scariest Halloween in my lifetime'
This Halloween, remember that no one is sneaking expensive drugs into candy or handing out fentanyl to your snot-nosed kids—
Unless they’re a cop.
Unacceptable that parents have to worry about fentanyl in their child’s Halloween candy this year. This is on you, Mr. President. Secure the border!
Journalists, it’s time to take our Halloween obligation seriously and stop amplifying fake urban myth about poisoned candy and rainbow fentanyl. Not one single case of death or serious injury to a child due to poison candy ever happened. Not one.
Always so frustrating how much they jack up the price of fentanyl in the week before Halloween, but seeing the look on children's faces makes it worthwhile
My new piece looks at the absurd claim that people are putting drugs in Halloween candy and why it's so unlikely to be true
This year, a new hoax is spreading on social media, warning parents to watch out for drug dealers giving trick-or-treaters fentanyl pills disguised as candy. But there's no evidence of it being true.
Well, it took 8 weeks, but I have finally packaged $26,000 of fentanyl into candy shapes to hand out to children. My goal is to get them hooked now so that in 15 years when they have an income, they'll remember that time a neighbor's off-brand sweet tarts made them puke.
At Target. Waited too long to get halloween candy and now all the fentanyl is sold out. Story of my life.
FENTANYL CANDY, that is!
Bow Wow Wow - I Want Candy (Razzmatazz 1982) youtu.be/WBN19FnT13Y via @YouTube
