Report: Trump Will Be Charged With 34 (!) Counts Of "Falsifying Business Records" On Tuesday

Meanwhile, he's been repeatedly insulting the judge (and his wife) assigned to his case. He has also learned how to spell "stolen" and "indicted" -- or perhap he got lucky.

MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch

🚨 34 COUNTS IN THE TRUMP INDICTMENT

Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule

John Miller is reporting on CNN that Trump will charged with 34 counts of falsifying business records. 34 COUNTS.

MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch

so you're telling me this didn't work

On Thursday night, as he lay his orange head on his tear-and-tanner-stained pillow, Florida Man pondered one of the world’s mysteries . . .

He didn’t sleep long. At 3:44 a.m., Donald “Indicated” Trump began posting propaganda videos to Troth Senchal, uploading 18 videos in only 17 minutes. He returned again before sunrise and was in unhinged ALL CAPS mode in the afternoon — at which time he seemed to think he had been indicted for election-related crimes. (Not yet, but that’s coming.)

In addition to these six missives, Ranty McFatass also posted 11 additional videos, three messages from a far-right journalist, the results of two pro-Trump polls (a pathetic attempt to cheer himself up?) and a few supportive posts from MAGA nobodies.

He is beyond desperate for his cult followers to — as he warned last week — bring “death & destruction” on his behalf. However, his desperate demand for “AMERICAN PATRIOTS” to save “THE MOST HONEST AND HONORABLE MAN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD” is being completely ignored.

The Cows Came Home

Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 @RonFilipkowski

Last night near Mar-a-Lago.

Brian Brewer @bbrewerstandup

@RonFilipkowski In fairness Trump can rightly claim this was the largest protest of a former POTUS getting indicted in US history

Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote

MSNBC reports 8-10 MAGA supporters at Mar-a-Lago, and none in New York.

Christine Galea @chrisgalea

@MuellerSheWrote How much are they going to pay “supporters” to be in NYC on Tuesday?

Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 @RonFilipkowski

Near Mar-a-Lago today: “How long do you plan to be out here?” Woman - “Are you ready for this? Until the cows come home.” Newsmax guy minutes later - “Well, the cows must’ve come home because they left.”

“Here’s Why That’s Bad News For Joe Biden.”

New York Times Pitchbot @DougJBalloon

Donald Trump was just indicted. So why does it feel like Biden is the one going to jail?

New York Times Pitchbot @DougJBalloon

Former President Donald Trump has been indicted. Here’s why that’s bad news for Joe Biden.

New York Times Pitchbot @DougJBalloon

The real winner in today’s indictment of Donald Trump? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.

New York Times Pitchbot @DougJBalloon

Is the Trump indictment Biden's Katrina?

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona

New Trump indictment take just dropped on Fox News. Harris Faulkner: "I tell you who should be much more worried than either of us -- Joe Biden. Look at the case against him right now."

The GQP Can’t Figure Out If The Trump Indictment Is Good Or Bad For Trump (It’s Bad, Which Is Good.)

It’s War On MAGA! Tyranny! In Your Face!

Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson

Mark Levin goes NUCLEAR after Trump indictment: "Alvin Bragg should be DISBARRED... It's time for the Republican party to understand...that this is a war on Conservatism and MAGA... They have crossed the Rubicon into TYRANNY. America: You are looking tyranny in the FACE.”🔥

It’ll Put Him Back In The White House!

Acyn @Acyn

Travis: If you truly believed that Donald Trump was hitler incarnate, would you decide to do something that makes him more likely to get the Republican nomination to run against Joe Biden?

Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec

Bannon: If they indict Trump on this, I guarantee you the primary ends right there. He is the Republican nominee, and I guarantee you he is going to win the presidency

It’s A Witch Hunt And “Spiritual Warfare”!

Media Matters @mmfa

Fox News guest calls indictment of Donald Trump "spiritual warfare"

mediamatters.orgFox News guest calls indictment of Donald Trump “spiritual warfare”

This Will Backfire — It Will Backfire Very Strongly!

Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 @RonFilipkowski

The Oracle of the Wewahitchka swamps has it all figured out.

It’s Petrifying Third-World Stuff!

Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP

Trump's attorney Alina Habba: "I am petrified for our country right now. This is third-world stuff. We don't put politics ahead of the law. You know, we have a democracy."

It Will Make Him So Cool, College Students Will Put His Poster On Their Walls!

helena hind @cynicalzoomer

lmfao PLEASE

Fox Pro Tip: This Is “Not The Best Time To Give Up Your AR-15”!

Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP

Ryun: "We will find ourselves on that path to a one-party state and authoritarian government." Tucker Carlson: "Probably not the best time to give up your AR-15s. And I think most people know that."

It Could Be The First Shot Of A Second Civil War!

Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP

Rod Blagojevich: "This is probably...the most threatening thing to our republic since South Carolina fired shots at Fort Sumter at the start of the Civil War."

It’s Putting Millions Into His Wallet!

nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR

Trump claims he raised $4 million off the indictment and his campaign is offering free T-shirts to donations above a certain threshold.

“Burning Down The Rule Of Law”!

Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP

Josh Hawley: "Jesse, this is burning down the rule of law...They will regret doing this because I think the American people won't stand for it."

“He’s An OG! He’s A Bad-Ass”!

Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP

Greg Gutfeld on Trump's indictment: "I think if there's a mugshot...you've got to own it. That's gotta be the poster. He's an OG. He's a badass if he's got a mugshot."

Lindsey Graham, who for years has been devoid of even a small crumb of self-respect, was nearly in tears last night, begging and pleading that all the working-class people watching should send $10 to a self-described billionaire. (Keep in mind that none of the charges against Trump have been announced. Graham is crying because Trump is not allowed to be above all laws.)

Acyn @Acyn

Lindsey Graham appears to be on the verge of crying

Acyn @Acyn

Someone in the Hannity audience is heckling Lindsey Graham.

Lady G has been emotional before:

RazzLi @razzli_

@Acyn I knew this seemed like Déjà Vu. 🤭

And today, still embarrassing himself:

Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC

How can President Trump avoid prosecution in New York? 🤔

Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC

On the way to the DA’s office on Tuesday, Trump should smash some windows, rob a few shops and punch a cop. He would be released IMMEDIATELY!

Grift-O-Matic-3000!

Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 @RonFilipkowski

Send me your cash!

Some Other News About The “Family Values” Party

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC

New: Prominent Republican strategist and campaign manager Anton Lazarro was just convicted on five counts of underage sex trafficking, paying teenage girls for sex. cbsnews.com/minnesota/news…

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC

A MAGA influencer has just been convicted of election interference for using social media to spread disinformation to Democrats about how & where to vote. He said he was trying to suppress Black voters and women because they “shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”

nydailynews.comGuilty verdict for pro-Trump troll who tried to trick voters out of casting Hillary Clinton ballots in 2016The case, which addresses the question of whether disseminating internet disinformation during the 2016 election rose to the level of a crime, has been closely watched by both anti-extremist groups and right-wing politicians and pundits.

Claire Goforth @claire_goforth

EXCLUSIVE: Tucker Carlson producer Gregg Re has a history of liking racist tweets by white nationalists My latest for @dailydot

dailydot.comEXCLUSIVE: Tucker Carlson’s producer has a long history of liking anti-Black tweets from white nationalist websitesTucker Carlson producer Gregg Re likes tweets that are anti-Black, transphobic, and come from the white supremacist site VDARE.

lol

Acyn @Acyn

Fox viewers were told the case was crumbling and Bragg was backing down before today’s news

Acyn @Acyn

Hannity one week ago: In this case it seems that Bragg can’t Indict a ham sandwich Audience: *laughs*

Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4

Seriously, now I’m wondering if anyone told him the documents led to 17 counts of tax fraud…

Kat Abu @abughazalehkat

If you don't watch Fox News, here's what you missed from last night's meltdown over Trump's indictment:

Acyn @Acyn

Jeanine: This is the only man that’s our enemies fear. Donald Trump is the only man that our enemies fear.

Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople

Definitely not a cult of deranged imbeciles. https://t.co/Edy37Wc0I3

Acyn @Acyn

“We’re going to file a civil rights lawsuit against you for malicious prosecution!” https://t.co/5FcuGVA6JO

Jason Campbell @JasonSCampbell

Newsmax's Greg Kelly: "Trump supporters don't break the law"

Acyn @Acyn

Ingraham: Go back and read Lincoln’s second inaugural address. In the midst of an actual civil war, was his speech all about vengeance? Putting Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis in jail?

In Laura Braun’s example, Trump is playing the role of General Lee and Confederate States of America President Davis, two treasonist enslavers who declared war on the United States because preserving slavery was essential to their lives. And Davis actually was imprisoned after the Civil War.

Here’s another person showing her love for slave owners who wage war against the U.S.:

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes

Marjorie Taylor Greene posted a selfie at the “Georgia Confederate Soldiers” memorial at Gettysburg.

The Booking Officer Was Also A “Big, Tough, Strong Man” Who Called Him “Sir”

Acyn @Acyn

“The booking officer looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Mr. President, it has been an honor after taking my mugshot”

Acyn @Acyn

“The booking officer saluted me with tears in his eyes and said Mr. President, these are most magnificent manliest hands I have ever fingerprinted”

Acyn @Acyn

“As I walked by the cells, all the prisoners stood at attention. While fighting back the tears, they chanted Macho Macho Man, I want to be a Macho Man”

Well, It Depends

MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch

Ok but will Trump be tried as an adult?