Report: Trump Will Be Charged With 34 (!) Counts Of "Falsifying Business Records" On Tuesday
Meanwhile, he's been repeatedly insulting the judge (and his wife) assigned to his case. He has also learned how to spell "stolen" and "indicted" -- or perhap he got lucky.
On Thursday night, as he lay his orange head on his tear-and-tanner-stained pillow, Florida Man pondered one of the worldâs mysteries . . .
He didnât sleep long. At 3:44 a.m., Donald âIndicatedâ Trump began posting propaganda videos to Troth Senchal, uploading 18 videos in only 17 minutes. He returned again before sunrise and was in unhinged ALL CAPS mode in the afternoon â at which time he seemed to think he had been indicted for election-related crimes. (Not yet, but thatâs coming.)
In addition to these six missives, Ranty McFatass also posted 11 additional videos, three messages from a far-right journalist, the results of two pro-Trump polls (a pathetic attempt to cheer himself up?) and a few supportive posts from MAGA nobodies.
He is beyond desperate for his cult followers to â as he warned last week â bring âdeath & destructionâ on his behalf. However, his desperate demand for âAMERICAN PATRIOTSâ to save âTHE MOST HONEST AND HONORABLE MAN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLDâ is being completely ignored.
The Cows Came Home
âHereâs Why Thatâs Bad News For Joe Biden.â
The GQP Canât Figure Out If The Trump Indictment Is Good Or Bad For Trump (Itâs Bad, Which Is Good.)
Itâs War On MAGA! Tyranny! In Your Face!
Itâll Put Him Back In The White House!
Itâs A Witch Hunt And âSpiritual Warfareâ!
This Will Backfire â It Will Backfire Very Strongly!
Itâs Petrifying Third-World Stuff!
It Will Make Him So Cool, College Students Will Put His Poster On Their Walls!
Fox Pro Tip: This Is âNot The Best Time To Give Up Your AR-15â!
It Could Be The First Shot Of A Second Civil War!
Itâs Putting Millions Into His Wallet!
âBurning Down The Rule Of Lawâ!
âHeâs An OG! Heâs A Bad-Assâ!
Lindsey Graham, who for years has been devoid of even a small crumb of self-respect, was nearly in tears last night, begging and pleading that all the working-class people watching should send $10 to a self-described billionaire. (Keep in mind that none of the charges against Trump have been announced. Graham is crying because Trump is not allowed to be above all laws.)
Lady G has been emotional before:
And today, still embarrassing himself:
Grift-O-Matic-3000!
Some Other News About The âFamily Valuesâ Party
lol
In Laura Braunâs example, Trump is playing the role of General Lee and Confederate States of America President Davis, two treasonist enslavers who declared war on the United States because preserving slavery was essential to their lives. And Davis actually was imprisoned after the Civil War.
Hereâs another person showing her love for slave owners who wage war against the U.S.:
Report: Trump Will Be Charged With 34 (!) Counts Of "Falsifying Business Records" On Tuesday
I enjoyed reading letters to the NYT about the indictment.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/31/opinion/letters/donald-trump-indictment.html