Trump Says He Won't Release The Report That Would Have Completely Exonerated Him Of All Charges In Georgia Indictment
Did Trump actually listen to his bottom-of-the-barrel lawyers? For now, anyway. . . . DeSantis must think if he falls 60 percentage points behind Trump, he automatically gets the nomination.
Last Tuesday morning, Donald Trump made a yuge promise: On Monday morning, August 21, he would publicly release a “Large, Complex, Detailed” report that would offer “CONCLUSIVE” evidence of election fraud in Georgia and show that “all charges should be dropped” against Trump and the other 18 indicted persons. “There will be a complete EXONERATION!”
Big, if true.
Then, three days later, on Friday afternoon, Trump announced that “the News Conference is no longer necessary”.
Nooooooooooooooooo!
That’s right. This “Irrefutable REPORT” of “Overwhelming evidence of Election Fraud” in Trump’s possession would have destroyed the “disgraceful Indictment” against Trump. Rather than forcing (and embarrassing) Fani Willis into having to drop all charges against Trump (and possibly ruining prosecutors’ chances in the three other trials Trump is facing), the Very Stable Genius will forego that victory lap and instead proceed to trial — where he will present his report in “formal Legal filings”, which will be weighed against the mountains of evidence against him (much of it from his co-conspirators and his own many admissions of guilt). If the trials are held without bias — and that’s a sizeable “if” — Trump will be found guilty of all 91 (so far!) criminal charges. He will go to jail . . . and he will die in jail.
It’s a bold move listening to your two-bit lawyers — who have also admitted Trump’s guilt on several occasions — we’ll see if it pays off.
Trump is whining that Fox is now showing only “the absolutely worst pictures” of him, “especially the big ‘orange’ one with my chin pulled way back. They think they are getting away with something, they’re not.” Actually, they are getting away with it (if that’s what they are doing), because you can’t stop them.
Wait — maybe you can stop them. How about stop painting your face fucking orange? That would be a start. And hope they don’t use any of these photos:
Trump’s decades-long crush on Vladimir Putin shows no sign of lessening. Trump boasted this week: “I was the Apple of his eye”. [Holy shit, Trump (unknowingly) quoted the Bible!]
The far-right’s calls for boycotts are total bullshit, of course, as completely hypocritical as their performative outrage. No matter how many cases of Bud Light Kid Rock buys and then shoots with an AR-15, he still chuggs the swill and his bar never stopped selling it — because the assholes who would go to Kid Rock’s bar are the type of morons who willingly consume Budweiser.
Meatball Ron DeSanctus trails Trump in polls by as many as 40 percentage points. Trump has clinched the pennant before the All-Star Break and DeSantis is gonna shatter the world record for Stepping On Rakes. What is his dead-in-the-water campaign’s sage advise for next week’s debate? Defend Trump, of course, while attacking the guys below him polling in single digits. Cowardly refuse to say even one bad word against the guy you must finish ahead of, I mean, how else do you get your party’s nomination? Ron will continue to be his full-blown fascist self, showing people his common-man charm and sense of humour (though perhaps he should refrain from wiping his snot, sweat, and boogers on prospective voters’ clothing):
