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Books Of The Year (2024)
Here are the books I most enjoyed reading in 2024.
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"Always 17 Moves Ahead"
It's not a cult.
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An Interesting Person: Candida Moss
Have you ever wondered if Jesus pooped? Moss has the answer.
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Books Of The Year (2022)
“A book is one of the most patient of all man’s inventions.
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Merry Griftmas! Trump Is Selling Digital "Trading Cards" For $99 Each. That's His Major Announcement.
Will loyal MAGA Dolts really pay $100 for a single jpg of shitty art and a poorly photoshopped psuedo-Trump? This appears to be merely his latest…
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Available! The Trump Campaign's 271-Page Oppo Research File on JD Vance
Yes, Vance said Trump was human garbage in 2016. New reports reveal he was shitting on Trump in private DMs as recently as 2020.
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Trump Reveals Motive For Stealing 40+ Boxes Of Classified Documents During Hannity Interview; Moron's Confession Destroys Any Potential…
Trump steps on yet another rake as he unknowingly gift-wraps some key evidence for Special Counsel Jack Smith: why he stole hundreds of classified…
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Trump Lied 602 Times In June Debate Against Biden. Will He Break That Record Against Harris On Tuesday Night?
Also: The threat of a woman's laugh.
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Half Off #1: Exile on Main Street (1972)
It's the greatest rock and roll album of all time -- and we're tossing half of it in the bin.
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Time
And: "How old are you in your head?"
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Make Christmas Great Again (i.e., public drunkeness, vandalism, mayhem, and chaos, cross-dressing, invading the homes of wealthy people and…
"Christmas has always been an extremely difficult holiday to Christianize."
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He's Not Mad
Also: "They stole the Electron"
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